Patty cane

A beauty in Scarborough,Ontario who is known for partaking in the full send. Patty cane is known for gurksing mandem on the ice for the Leaside flames. If you ever show up to his house be ready to hack bare darts.

Patty cane over there full sends every night

by Monsterman89 November 15, 2018

grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things

Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!

by papa lech March 2, 2010

douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.

" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."

by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009

Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013

Giraffe Potty

I submit definitions for this word.

Giraffe Potty is better than no potty.

by WhoDatFreshBoi December 22, 2018

Australian Porta Potty

When you punch a kangaroo, shit in the sack, then fuck it.

Ain’t shit to do out here in the Outback. Let’s go watch Steve get an Australian Porta Potty

by JoshBreezy Austrin April 21, 2023

Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

by Jade silver November 23, 2018