make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".

I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.

by RoMoNB July 16, 2024

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Puck

Little timid, but insanely funny and sweet person when you get to know her. Always open to talk and help. Kinda cool person tBH

Person A: Gosh diddly darn it, I don't feel very well.

Person B: Oh jeez, maybe you should talk to Puck, just being in her presence makes me feel better.

by Makker man neefje November 22, 2021