Phratching

Inappropriately scratching within or around the crotchital area.

AKA: Penis Scratching

Or Scratching of the penis.

1 guy: Did you see that hobo on the bus ?
2guy: no

1guy: he was phratching in the back. There were kids on the bus..

2guy: that's just messed up man.

by OG THE MAN June 28, 2017

Proching

Doing push ups, squats, running, leg drops and all other kinds of exercises while good EDM is playing in the background.

Person 1: "What did you do in P.E. Class today?
Person 2: "Oh I went proching."

by radionite August 15, 2017

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Pinching bag

Used to describe a person who is abnormally vulnerable to pinching or a victim of accessive domestic pinching.

Elouise stop it! what do you think I am! A pinching bag?

Have you seen those bruises under his arms! His Girlfriend must use him as a pinching bag.

by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019

Princing

The verbal and facial whimpering of a spoiled daughter or girlfriend who intends to get their way.

Stop princing, we’re not going to bath and body works today

by Kingfent March 22, 2019

Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority

Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.

by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019

pinching george

When you have to take a major dump after a meal, such as Taco Bell, but the time is not now, so you pretend as if there is an imaginary quarter up your asshole and you have to clench it there.

“Hey Mikey, are we almost home? I’m about to piss myself!”
“Bitch I’m getting bathroom first! I’ve been pinching George for the last 20 minutes!”

by Pinchinggeorge August 18, 2019