Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.

Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”

by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020

Primary School

A school for years 1-6 that will lead you to a path of depression. Your friends leave your life (unless they go to the same High School, yay), you finally told your crush that you liked them on the last day only to figure out that they had a crush on you too... then the bell rings, you say “goodbye” to friends and teachers, you go home, then play Fortnite/Pubg and wonder why you were sad.

1st Year 7: My Primary School ended badly.

2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!

by AsainicAudric July 2, 2018

Optimus Prime

Like Amazon Prime, but without the free shipping.

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.

by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015

La Primera

A gang located in southwest Houston.The gang color is white.The gang is all over the SW but most of the members reside in 90st A.K.A Beechnut and 7400 A.K.A Bissonet.The rival gangs are SWC,LTC,SUR13,MS. The schools were the majority of the member went or are still in are Sharpstown Middle School and Sharpstown High School.

What you claim La Primera 90st

by Lil'Yo June 20, 2006

optimist prime

The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.

Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.

by Airgaf February 24, 2009

Primeboy

Before you're a sugar daddy, you're a primeboy.

"Who is that guy you're always tweeting at? He looks like a loser"

"Oh don't worry, that's just Billy, he's my primeboy ;*"

by WoovieSquared October 2, 2016

xingnan primary school

it is a school based in singapore and has a rich, long history of around 89 years. it's a wonderful neighbourhood school and has very very very delicious food. you can't miss it if you ever visit. lots of students go to good secondary school like rgs, hwa chong, nus high, ri and nygs. highest aggregate score was 270 must go study in xnps! we have the best facilities in xingnan primary school!! the school offers a lot of opportunities and teachers are very nurturing and nice! very educational people. schoolmates are friendly too! school is clean and has many amenities for students to use. pond is beautiful and volleyball team is one of the strongest in sg! COME TO XNPS!!!

person 1: hey who's that
person 2: she's from xingnan primary school! so cool

by youcannotescapetheduck April 5, 2021