Someone who adds their name to the urban dictionary just so they can put nice things in it and tell others to look at their name to make them look like a better person. example "(pricks name here) is a beautiful, loving, and caring person"
that shit pisses me off
that shit pisses me off
by P3N15C4K3 January 3, 2010
Get the Arrogant Prickmug. by ashley bogus October 19, 2008
Get the wussy prickmug. 1. A male homosexual.
2. A term of opprobrium when used against one of the heterosexual persuasion; an asshole.
2. A term of opprobrium when used against one of the heterosexual persuasion; an asshole.
Get a look at the nancy boy over yonder. What a prick lick.
Sam, you think you're hot shit but you're nothiin' but a prick lick!
Sam, you think you're hot shit but you're nothiin' but a prick lick!
by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006
Get the prick lickmug. He, or she, looks down on the poor and less fortunate as well. He or she hides behind their status, often abusing others. A yuppie or higher class person who goes partying and flaunts his wealth in public. Jewelry, car, and especially his rude, violent, and loud behavior - like a prick. He thinks he can show how important (And rich) he is by his rude and abusive behaviour in public. He looks down on waitresses and stewardesses. He is often involved in air rage.
The rich prick came staggering out of the upscale nightclub with his friends and started a fight with some homeless guy just to proove how superior his is.
by Ubiquitous Yeti January 22, 2011
Get the rich prickmug. A variation of Captain’s Pick, which in the original definition, is an unqualified and unknown/untested guy who is plucked from obscurity (by the head honchos) and helicoptered into a role within a work team, which is way, way out of his league.
This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
This same guy, has neither been peer accepted or consulted-passed - nor will he ever be, coz he is so developmentally challenged that he will never progress, yet still enjoys the privilege of patronage by the top brass.
That’s the original definition, but the pun version (Captain’s Prick) has this same guy having the added dimensions of being obnoxious to the team, never contributing to team effort and what’s more…. he dogs others to the Captain just to get himself and the charade (of his competency) ahead!
All these, while never being made to be accountable for anything himself, coz he is inexplicably endorsed from above (due to the nature of his appointment) and so he is allowed to remain the way he is, indefinitely.
So much so that the others, either start leaving the job or have fantasies of leaving or at worse… have disturbing fantasies of overpowering him and hog tying him up and dumping him into a giant vat upon firewood and setting it to boil (muahahahaha!).
The big bosses at my GF’s workplace not long ago, ushered in “Jason” into the role of Team Manager- he is an untested nobody whose last position was as a mailroom boy.
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
But he has a glib tongue which convinces the top brass that he is made for greater things.
Jason turns out to be a real Captain’s Prick.
Due to his incompetence, unhelpfulness, nastiness and treachery, he has upset so many people that just last month, within the space of just one week: Jan, Steven, Cynthia, Robert and Melissa all quit in disgust.
Now there is just 2 left in the team - my GF being one of them - she comes home crying to me every night!
by BentoBoxHanz June 26, 2022
Get the Captain’s Prickmug. 1. A really dirty and small penis. dirty penis
2. A person that acts like a total retard.
3. A homeless man that lives in the park and his only friends are the pigeons.
2. A person that acts like a total retard.
3. A homeless man that lives in the park and his only friends are the pigeons.
1. Oh my god Jess, when dan dropped his pants he had a total pigeon prick!
2. Dude, quit acting like a goddamn pigeon prick!
3. Homeless Harry is the biggest pigeon prick I ever saw!
2. Dude, quit acting like a goddamn pigeon prick!
3. Homeless Harry is the biggest pigeon prick I ever saw!
by Nessa N Dippie March 13, 2008
Get the pigeon prickmug. Someone who you are supposed to respect but is a jerk, ego-driven, self-motivated, and who you don't respect at all. Most often a bad boss but can be anyone who has some type of authority over you. Can include power-hungry people in uniform, close-minded professors ... anyone you could address as "Sir". The "prick" can be silent when addressing them in person.
Oh look, Sir Prick has hired another love interest.
Sir Prick ignored fixable errors because he doesn't like you telling him about them.
Yes, Sir (Prick), I'd be happy to do your job for you.
Sir (Prick), could you help me understand the failing grade you gave me?
Sir Prick ignored fixable errors because he doesn't like you telling him about them.
Yes, Sir (Prick), I'd be happy to do your job for you.
Sir (Prick), could you help me understand the failing grade you gave me?
by Mel3y9 August 31, 2020
Get the Sir Prickmug.