Present

A )present, a gift or something you give to someone for a birthday,Christmas. etc or for an unspecified reason
B )present , being present, being here , usually used by teachers
A) Did you give Sara a present for her birthday?
A)I got a lot of presents this Christmas
A) I didn't get a lot of presents this Christmas

B) Teacher: Joe

Joe : Present, teacher
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« im going to get you a present »
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Present

In the present. Right now. A 5 inch dick is too small for most women. They will double back and say "Well, maybe if he knows how to use it" and it's like it's only going to work if you let it and you're not going to let it because they are not ATTRACTED to a 5 inch dick. They are attracted bro a 7+ inch dick. So the are just going to get that big dick inside of them and expect men who the believe to be inferior to what? Be nice to them in exchange for nothing? Go without sex for the rest of their lives?
In the present and the future. Women are not going to want to marry a 5 inch. Sure they may date one or maybe even hook up with one but they won't be loyal and they'll only be doing it to gratify their ego so they can tell themselves that it isn't a life sentence to loneliness. Why? Why would they do this? Because they want to believe that their average dick son will have a chance with women. But he won't. He may get laid. He may have a girlfriend. But a 7+ inch will always come along and it is at that moment in the present that his relationship either ends or becomes a lie.
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Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present
Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night
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Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
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INVOLUNTARY PRESENT

It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.

Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:

A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837

YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP

SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD

TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY

CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN

LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.

Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh

I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
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