pretzels

pretzels are the best food item in the fucking universe and i will beat you to death if you say otherwise i just want to buy out the entire stock of them and eat all of them especially the little pretzel bites at auntie anne's i want to eat so many right now

give me some mother fucking pretzels or in going to peel your skin

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

perizat

Perizat is the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's heartwarming, kind and will always be a good friend, no matter what happens. She likes to joke and fool around too, but would never gain advantage over anyone else. Perizat is trustful, cute, talented and she'll always have a place in my heart. She's surely a beautiful person inside and out. She cares a lot about everyone in her life, which makes her wonderful.

Perizat is the cutest)

by ))( November 22, 2021

Prezenty

A term used to refer to instant event creation and gifting. With Prezenty, one need not worry about missing out on their loved ones during a celebration. Create events, share the link on different platforms and send gifts within minutes!

Jake just gifted a coupon from Via Kerala to the birthday girl through the new gifting app Prezenty, How cool is that!!

by Prezenty January 12, 2022

Preez

The party before the party

Sbu and OD are hosting a preez before the concert, you going ?

by O diesel July 13, 2022

Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.

Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...

by Thadus June 22, 2011

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Compton Pretzel

The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.

"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"

by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014