Potate 

What potatoes do

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

Potate by Cassie... December 28, 2011

Snatching Potato 

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

Snatching Potato by jacksbackbaby August 21, 2007

kawaii potato 

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

kawaii potato by FabulousKawaiiPotatoUnicorn December 16, 2014

going mashed potatoes 

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

going mashed potatoes by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

potatomato

Is a word some bored schoolkid made up to describe irritating teachers. Is a mix between the words Po-ta-to and To-may-to.

Damn the teacher is being a potatomato today, whats up his butt?

potatomato by Nabby November 10, 2008

potato bear 

A breed of a bear and a potato a very rare species and is beautiful if you see it..........good luck escaping it's beauty

OMG look a potato bear

It's super rare

*bear stares*
Can't look away

potato bear by Officialbearsdefinition December 4, 2016

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

Potato-y by QueenPotatoHead January 10, 2019