popstitute

A guy or girl who suddenly feigns a huge love for a band or song they either have never heard or avidly dislike in an attempt to receive sexual favours.

A: dude Jim's such a popstitute, he told that girlthat he has all the Chris Brown albums hahaha she bought it too! Dumb bitch, nobody has Chris Brown albums hahaha!

by fenton the fearful frog February 25, 2009

postalpound

The illegal act of speeding up to a federally protected mailbox, stopping next to it, and proceeding to bash it into smithereens with a baseball bat or other destructive object.

(A baseball bat is the most commonly used accessory, however other efficient alternatives may include a sledge hammer, ax, bowling ball, or the vehicle itself)
(Usually done at night, in an infamous red jeep)

1. Are you guys down to do some postalpounding tonight?
2. I'm going to postalpound that big red barn shaped one tonight!!!
3. This whole town fell victim to the postalpound!
4. Batter up! Who's turn is it to do a postalpound?

by slickj October 16, 2011

Poostain

Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".

Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!

by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk December 14, 2008

Smashing Poptarts

Masturbation.

Damn im so tired, I was Smashing Poptarts all last night.

by Spudkiller0803 December 9, 2009

poopstain

a chocolate lab or other brown dog

How did you teach him to catch a frisbee like that? Oh that is such a cute poopstain!

by V and J March 2, 2008

poopstain

A person who dont know what they are talkin about and is stupid and should just not talk: If minds had a smell this persons would smell like a poopstain.

shutup you freakin poopstain

by my name dude December 20, 2009