Poor Turd

The Porter-stained excrement that is released from Mark the Twink after William Gilligan relives his adventures at the Jersey shore. Usually as the result of Mark giving Will-Gill the Buffalo Eye. It is best described as gross and off-putting.

Mark- *gives William Gilligan the Buffalo eye*
Will-Gill- *instantly erect and also hungry* "You know what to do buddy."
*45 minutes pass*
Will-Gill- "You know Mark, you should really get an awesome tan..."
Mark- "I should have never gave you the Buffalo Eye. I have to drop this Poor Turd in the toilet and take 2 showers now."
Will-Gill- "Well, I used to work at Lots so..."
Will-Gill and Mark chuckle together

by Dusty Scott November 24, 2017

Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning

Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain

by Tillyboy February 24, 2020

Poor Richards

Poor Richards are hundred dollar bills. "Poor Richard's Almanack" (sometimes Almanac) was a yearly almanac published by Benjamin Franklin, who adopted the pseudonym of "Poor Richard" or "Richard Saunders" for this purpose. You can use the term Poor Richards instead of hunnits or ben franks or large bills, etc.

~ Rich Lonely ~

i been stackin poor richards my g.

by richlonely June 24, 2021

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

poor mans blow

Powdered Caffiene; either from crushed caffeine supplements or ordered from a pharmecuetical company. It is only called this when insufflated (snorted)

"You wanna do a couple rails of poor mans blow before class?"

"I just got a half ounce of poor mans blow from Drug Chem Labs."

by Johnny R. July 26, 2007

Poor Man's Nang

Slang term used to refer to various inhalable substances, which can provide a high to a desperate drug user.

'Nang' itself is a term for nitrous oxide when inhaled for recreational use.

The quintessential poor man's nang is CO2 generated by a shaken soft drink, which is inhaled to provide a mild narcotic effect.

Dan: "Why does Darryl always fill his bong up with soda water?"
Jason: "Probably just getting his poor man's nang."

by htheorem November 6, 2016

Poor Man's Coke

when you cant afford coca cola so you have to buy faygo or other 1$ alternative soft drinks.

"shit nigga I only got a dollar and 5 cents how tf can I dead ass get you fucking coke"
"Poor Man's Coke nigga deadass get me the root beer faygo"

by niggadeadassdawg August 26, 2017