ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.

Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!

by Rob S January 13, 2005

Ponzing

when you have a perfectly good snd functional piece of technology and MUST destroy it by trying to upgrade it with useless and pontless 'upgrades'

i started to mess with my phone today but this time i made an image of the system to prevent a re-ponzing incident.

by Whey Cooler April 27, 2011

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

by Gillyweed June 1, 2011

Ponking

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.

by sean75 April 17, 2009

Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.

Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.

by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008