Pokedevil

pokemon impossible to catch.
the one where you waste
all your poke balls on.
the one that makes
you chuck your game system
across the room.
yeah that one.

F#*& you, Registeel, you are a pokedevil!!! DIE!

by n2n June 18, 2009

Poke Army

A group of friends recruited on facebook to help an individual win a poke war. When two poke armies are involved, the poke war will lead to pokealypse or pokeaggedon.

Savannah created a poke army to help win the poke war against Ashleigh.

by Scalabrese April 5, 2011

Poké-blow

Whilst experiencing a particularly strong orgasm you let out a cry resembling a Pokemon cry from the original Pokémon games

"Jenny gave me the best head last night. I think my poké-blow put her off a bit though"
"Most people shudder when they cum. I full on poké-blow"

by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015

pokeballed

when playing 'Pokemon GO' you throw a pokeball at a pokemon and the game freezes so the pokeball which has the pokemon in it doesn't shake and you are forced to restart your game.

dude! i got pokeballed when catching weedle!

by vicente fernandez July 21, 2016

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Poest

Poorer than poor. The most poor

I grew up in the poest part of the ghetto!

by Ms. Know It August 26, 2018

Poesface

A poesface is someone who is a poes but you want to tune him/her something worse than a poes, like a poesface.

*Gets dropshot in COD* Me - "Check this poesface dropshotting with a shotgun."

by Big Dick Chungus May 26, 2020