Tide Pods

A tasty snack that helps with all your problem, commonly found in the cleaning section.

I wanna die, anyone got a tide pods?

by crybabybitchh February 5, 2018

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pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.

When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.

by 74ghia April 25, 2006

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Ghetto Pod

A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".

Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.

by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011

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Tide Pods

Just don't eat it.

"I'm gonna do the Tide Pod Challenge!"

"Don't eat Tide Pods!!"

by BaconBytesYT April 15, 2019

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Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

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