plank

A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

George is as thick as a plank.

by Thee Red Monkey June 11, 2006

plunkernaut

a powerful punch through one's ass hole that's so powerful, it sends that individual to the moon. It is usually used for one to retreive "moon hams".

I'm in the mood for moon hams! Here's a plunkernaut so you can get them!

by smellysockman September 12, 2010

Phunking Owned

A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.

OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11

by John Argon July 13, 2006

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

Pfunk

A parliament light

Lemme get a pfunk

by serverpimp January 2, 2003

planking

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

The Plank

An excersise that tones and strengthens the users core abdominal muscles. You lie down on your front supported from touching the floor by your forearms, your feet assume the position they would if you were doing press-ups (push-ups US) You must then remain in the position, without allowing your body to sag for as long as possible.

As this is a timed excersise it is often used as a competition between people - whoever can do it for the longest time wins! Anything above 3 minutes is good, 6 minutes excellent.

Joe: I love Jayne!
Tom: Me too, we must battle to the death for her heart
Joe: I too, wish to win the heart of Jayne, but death would not be adequate for her heart... We must perform... THE PLANK!!
Tom: Lets do this!

by Kid Nock January 20, 2006