Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends
by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018
Get the Platonic Hand Jobmug. Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022
Get the platonic sloppymug. A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
Get the platonic bridge-salesmanmug. It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024
Get the Platonic Pocketmug. “Platonic mutthi” refers to a unique and profound emotional bond characterized by deep conversations, the sharing of perspectives, and a connection so intense that pursuing a romantic relationship feels inappropriate.This dynamic involves a significant attraction on both emotional and intellectual levels, where individuals resonate deeply with each other’s thoughts and feelings.Despite this strong attraction, altering the nature of the relationship to a romantic one is seen as diminishing its purity.It embodies the most sacred form of intimacy between individuals of different genders or sexes while remaining entirely platonic.This phenomenon highlights the beauty of connection devoid of romantic entanglement, celebrating a deep sense of understanding and friendship.
Despite their deep emotional connection and shared intimacy, Kavan and Purdy cherished their platonic mutthi, knowing it was the most pious form of friendship.
by Psychedeliccutie August 3, 2024
Get the Platonic mutthimug. by tragicapathy June 2, 2021
Get the Platonicmug. 1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
by Ioskys April 17, 2023
Get the Is it platonic?mug.