planting daisies

A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.

A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.

by antifart April 13, 2010

plunking

The act of penetrating the nasal passage by way of appendage, most commonly a finger, for sexual stimulation.

The sex was great, but the plunking is what really got me off!

by Lil Miss Red April 20, 2010

planting twolips

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.

That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!

by MrC. August 28, 2008

pranking

As well as being used by cheap friends, pranking is also being reported as being used as a marketing strategy in Australia. You miss a call and your phone records it with caller ID, you return the call and find you're listening to a recorded marketing message

"oh, missed a call from 9555-1234...I wonder who that is..."

Dial 9555-1234...

''Thanks for calling back! For an online quote for lower cost car insurance go to www. ...'' Click!

"Damn, I wish they'd stop pranking me".

by SteveD March 2, 2008

shadow planing

when you see what poeple are planing behind you (planing to hurt or do something to you), becasue you can see their shadows.

Ian and Phil: **Showing actions of hurting Thomas**
Thomas: "HEY, i can see you shadow planing!"
Ian: "Dammit!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

plunking.

Plunking is the act of fisting another untill they pass out its kind of like skerplunking.

Harry:Hey bill I heard you were "plunking." with your girlfriend lastnight.

Bill: yeah she passed out within 15 mins.

by KingPlunker September 15, 2011