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University of Pittsburgh

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.
Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.
by prancer May 13, 2005
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pittgiffing

Repeatedly attaching animated GIF files of Brad Pitt to your texts as a substitute for emoticons, in an attempt to entertain or enrage the recipient.
OMG! You texted me ANOTHER gif of Brad Pitt dancing?? Stop PittGiffing me!
by The Narwhal April 16, 2015
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Pittsburgh Incline

When you have a fine asswoman and can't wait until you get into the bedroom so you start fucking her as your walking up the steps.
Dude so how did it go with the girl last night?
Well you know I gave her the good old Pittsburgh incline.
by WhiteLightning44 May 31, 2016
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Pittsburgh Pinky

When you luxuriously lick marinara sauce off of your pinky finger while eating mozzarella sticks. The tongue must be fully extended outside of the mouth before the licking commences.
Wow, I had no idea Bartholemew's tongue was so long before I watched him do a Pittsburgh Pinky.
by ted cruz's butter cow October 18, 2017
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Pittsburgh platypus

When someone is sleeping and you spread your butt cheeks over their face and proceed to close them onto their nose
“Bro, when I woke up it smelt like shit.”

“Were you near the bathroom?”
“ nah bro, I thing someone gave me the Pittsburgh platypus.”
by Mickey2point0 November 15, 2020
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Dallas Pitts

A celebrity of Madagascar. Lives and climbs with the lemurs.
Dallas Pitts: "I'm going climbing with the lemurs of Madagascar."
by climber81 March 17, 2011
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Pittsylvania County

The largest county in Virginia landwise, yet only has a population of about 68,000. Located in South Central Virginia. Towns in Pittsylvania County include Chatham, Gretna, Hurt......and that's pretty much it. The larger city of Danville is located smack at the bottom of the county, although it's technically independent from the county.

In other words, PittCo is approximately 1000 square miles of boondocks and farms.
Outsider #1: "What the hell? Where are we? Iowa?!"
Outsider #2: "Oh no, we're just in Pittsylvania County."
by Danville July 8, 2007
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