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Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.
Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."
by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008
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Pilf

Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.
Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF
by PILFHUNTER1 January 14, 2011
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by upwing July 10, 2009
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stone temple pilots

Ancient priests who use magic to fly gigantic stone pyramids around the earth. A crew of 6 pilots each pyramid, two to fly it and the other four are bombardiers. They most often conduct air raids on remote regions of Holland and California.
The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!
by Goat man September 1, 2008
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PILF

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That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!
by vontrick January 27, 2010
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pilot

(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region
He manscapes the pilot to match my landing strip, he is cleared to land in my vagina anytime.
by itsalesguy June 8, 2010
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Jefferson-Pilot

Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.
"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."

Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."

Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."
by Larry Filman October 5, 2011
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