penile pentrometric episiotomy

When a big fat dick splits a pussy so bad that it rips the taint resulting in the poor bitch having to go to the emergency room for sutures.

Hello, 911, please send an ambulance immediately. I accidentally just performed a tri- input penile pentrometric episiotomy on this fucking bitch and she is bleeding like a stuck pig from the cunt and ass. She is in and out of consciousness and is going into shock. Her breath sounds are diminished and her heart rate is rapid and her pulse is weak. Her pupils are dilated and not reacting to light . She keeps screaming for more cock and an aspirin. Don't send the cops because I am doing bong hits and my medical marijuana card is expired.

by Goldbagger January 18, 2010

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Penile

1. A penile is your DING DONG penis.
2. The "tra-la-la" of the male variety.
3. The oposite of a "vagai-gai."

Person 1: "Awmg I be jealous of your penile, brah!"
Person 2: "I know, right! It's like... twice the size of my penis!!"

by <33Divine<33 September 26, 2010

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penile

a delicious sweet of which many people enjoy

Dude i love that penile

by geezxus January 9, 2011

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penile intubation

the art of a female in the medical field giving a deep-throated blowjob

a deep throat blowjob similar to intubating.
my girl loves penile intubation.

by b--low September 7, 2008

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Penile Fisting

The act of thrusting a fist back and forth in one's penis hole.
Used as an exaggerated expression to mean total dominance, "ownage/rape" over another person or group of people.

I just gave that noob the biggest penile fisting of his life!

BITCHH!!! u just got penile fisted!!

ooooohhhhh babbyyyy fist me in the penis plzzzz!

by crazedcarnivore April 7, 2011

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