Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

by flipp December 14, 2008

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020

petting the dragon

1) When a bastard, who knows nothing, reveals his true origins as the prince of a great house

2) ferociously masturbating

Jon Snow was petting the dragon after he saw Daenerys riding Drogon.

by JonsBlueBalls August 17, 2017

pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls May 7, 2018

PET bottle

noun, countable
the PET bottle
a sports event in which competitors throw a 750ml PET bottled paint at the Japanese Embassy.

The PET bottle will be approved as a new field event at the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games.

by Adamo-chan July 24, 2005

pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged

"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"

by wolfafied October 19, 2020