Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game
'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen
by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021
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I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.
My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.
My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.
by alicia and paula June 12, 2005
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by 👌🏻👈🏻 September 2, 2017
Get the matthew peluso mug.Pionel Pessi is a dirty ballon D'or robbing argentine penalty merchant who loves paying the refs. He doesn't know how to play soccer or do anything except dive and miss pens. He is also know for his rigged World cup
Person 1: Thomas Müller is dogging on barca
Person 2: Including Pionel Pessi, The penalty Merchant?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: Including Pionel Pessi, The penalty Merchant?
Person 1: Yes
by Whxt October 19, 2023
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peruse my definition list and vote thumbs down on all the words on the first page. Or better still, don't.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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