Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.
The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.
by GallagherDaMan420 February 15, 2012
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Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.
by MrWeirdWords March 14, 2023
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math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way
''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''
by aesthetic ☻ February 05, 2018
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scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver March 16, 2018
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Perv Glasses

Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!

*Student puts on sunglasses*

*Teacher looks over at the student*

Teacher: Hey, Matthew!

*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*

Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 05, 2019
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Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.
"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."
by LP1993 October 30, 2011
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Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!
by I'MGuinea May 23, 2011
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