Perfect Service

Perfect Service - Is when you feel like asking a waitress to taste your food because you are afraid that it might actually be perfect.

When I'm yellin "Wait miss!" at the waitress
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP

by Krack® February 2, 2017

Perfect

1. Anne Jolie
2. Any actions associated with Anne Jolie

There's only one thing you can count on, and that she is just perfect

by Hjaa1929 May 3, 2019

perfectly dry

The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben

by nigger37487209852 September 15, 2020

Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.

I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

Perfect

Kim Yo Han! That man is perfect don’t even say he isn’t. Kim Yo Han looks amazing as Cha Heon

Perfect means Kim Yo Han PERIODT

by 🍒~Choi Min Chim~🍒 January 10, 2021

perfect clear

In tetris, a perfect clear is, just as the name says, when a player clears all the blocks on the board witout leaving any behind.

"what is the best counter to 4 wide?"
"i guess perfect clear"

by Umeko_uwu January 21, 2021

perfecttmelioo

oh got, she’s literally an angel, I love her sm. she’s person that everyone can have fun with and she’s the reason why I’m still alive. she’s awesome and I would do everything to be friends w her.

person 1: I need someone to make me feel better
person 2: dm @perfecttmelioo she’s sweetest

by ellaaa May 6, 2021