percentage setters

The Real Gs Who Sit Back On The Sidelines And Call The Shots, The Two Best Examples Of "Percentage Setters" Are Sosa & Nephew.

Student 1: Dem Men Say They Goin N Tax Me Boy
Student 2: Nha, Dem Is Cyat..Sosa And Nephew Is The Real Percentage Setters!

by Real Jigga! February 4, 2022

Percent-Off Scams

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.

Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.

by jadenthemoose2 December 8, 2023

Percent

A very strange creature, reminiscent of the character Bibi from the game Brawl Stars. They live only in one city, Vologda, in Russia. They are hostile to humans and hunt for those who have the maximum rank on their Brawl Stars account on Bibi. Their main weapon is bits, but they can use large bubbles made of chewing gum. Legend has it that when Supercell releases a hypercharged skin for Bibi, a giant percent will appear, and the city of Vologda will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Yesterday, a crowd of percents was chasing me, I barely escaped, - person with max rank Bibi.

by ShAiTan_hecker_ahoh March 14, 2025

percuntuality

When you are absolutely sure of the outcome of a situation.

“I know it will work, my percuntuality is never off.”

by justleavemealonemanwtf May 20, 2025

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011

so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.

That zoot is so percent.

by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 30, 2014

29 percent

When you phone or electronic needs to be charged and it feels like the end of the world

Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed

by magcongirl619 October 17, 2015