Peenitentiary

Locked into an unhealthy relationship for a good sex life.

"He treats me terrible, but the sex is good, I feel as though I'm locked in a peenitentiary"

by Lesismas August 17, 2017

Peanut butter ho ho

A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus

I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

peanutsexual

is where you love peanuts

john is peanutsexual because he loves peanuts

by say who now September 18, 2020

Peanut butter spoon

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?

you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be

by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020

Peanut Butter Ice Cream

Someone that has a manjina.

Kyle do have a peanut butter ice cream?

by Urmom.com96 October 15, 2020

peanut lighter

A minuscule lighter (size of a peanut)

Do any of you have a peanut lighter??

by Malfoyshouseelf October 9, 2021

Yummy Peanuts

When you are 100% serious and not lying. It is a word that is used when you can't tell if the person is lying or telling the truth.

Can only use the word in moderation, i.e once a week

"Dude, Dominic is lying."
"Nah man. He said Yummy Peanuts"

by Dynamo110 May 8, 2018