penile erection

When a man (or shemale...arrrr PENIS) comes anywhere near contact with poonani or one who never gets any action just hears shakira. The British way to say, bonar

(in the background) Whenever.. wherever...
-Oh my god i have a huge penile erection! -Spooge-

by jesta :--> September 16, 2003

Penile Beads

A Penile Bead is similar to Anal Beads, differing in shape and size. The beads have been elongated to be placed easily into the hole of the penis and the size has decreased, although you can buy several different sizes.

"Hey sexy, guess what I bought?" "Yes, Molly?" "Mmm I bought you some Penile Beads!" "Oh Molly!!"

by PenilleBeeeeds May 5, 2010

United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

penile annihilation

v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

by StrixxorNQ October 7, 2022

Peckle Mouse

A little non erect penis that buldges out from one's pants

Hey I can see your "Peckle Mouse".

by Chenworlds February 28, 2023