Heavy Petting

When you pull back the scalp of your dog so hard you cause its eyes to bulge and its skull to constrict its brain. Don't do this, it is animal abuse and you will be thrown in jail for it.

Did you hear about the man who kill his dog last Tuesday via heavy petting?

by Shitstormwarning February 17, 2020

petting the goldfish

female masterbation is petting the goldfish

My boyfriend loves to watch me while I am petting the goldfish.
Men choke their chickens and chicks pet their goldfish.

by iamtuwild November 22, 2005

poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

pexting

When you pretend that you have to pee so you can text at school. You ask a teacher if you can go to the bathroom then you go to the bathroom and then you start pexting

I walked into the bathroom and there were a bunch of dudes pexting.

by bartholemew Farter June 13, 2010

Petting my koala

This is the act of masturbation by an exteremely beautiful woman while the other partner watches or coaches the masturbator on.

Come in and watch me petting my koala!

by BradieBear July 7, 2010

Pewting

T9 Word's (auto word finder) from a cell phone when trying to send the word 'sexting'

Are you pewting me or are you just happy to be texting me?

by Malorian Havoc July 19, 2010

Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.

by Hey old man! April 7, 2011