peanut pumper

a slang term for a person that fucks in the ass. Usually used as a term for a homosexual.

Did you hear about that gay orgy last night? What a bunch of Peanut Pumpers.

by Sheep Farmer November 2, 2007

Peanut Butter Paintbrush

the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.

Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!

by the$auce June 16, 2011

Peanut packing

The act of pulling out ones' balls without anyone noticing to surprise friends or guests.

Mike got drunk and started peanut packing the dinner table. His balls were hairy and it was not well recieved

by Clarkson Sloots November 16, 2018

Peanut Phobia

The severe phobia of being absolutely utterly terrified of peanuts. Being so scared of peanuts that you cannot even be in the same room as them. Every time a peanut is in close proximity you utterly shit bricks and begin to scream ᗷᕼᑌᗴᔕᒍYᗴᔕ.

Person 1: why do you break out into puddles of sweat every time I have a peanut butter sandwich ?
Person 2: I have severe Peanut Phobia, it is not something to joke about.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

peanut sans

A sans that a sans fangirl drew, it is really popular and he's god.

Sans fangirl: SANS IS MINE!!!!!!
Peanut sans: yEah I'm hers so back off

by Deadn't October 29, 2020

peanut coke

Peanut coke is a form of cocaine that has been flavored to taste like peanuts. Peanut coke is one of several flavor varities of lavada cocaine, cocaine that is more expensive and purer than regular street cocaine and is also offered in flavors like strawberry, pineapple, etc.

elmer: bro pass the lavada perico

chelmito: this that fire peanut coke holmes I ain't sharing!

by peanut coke plug October 25, 2022

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023