dog person

a person who likes dogs (feet) a little too much, someone with a foot fetish

a: “i’m having lunch with todd this afternoon”
b: “oh, be careful, I hear todd is a dog person”
a: “thanks for the tip. i’ll be sure to keep my shoes on”

by goldfish cracker #34 November 5, 2023

Dog Person

A person well researched on one or more subjects on dogs. This person may also know how to properly approach a new dog and know many dog breeds other than the classics.

Dog person: *interested in dog sports, training, and conformation*
Dog lover: *casually lets untrained dog off-leash*

by DogNerd December 16, 2023

DEI person

A person who is unfairly favored by DEI policy because of having some dubious claims of being oppressed by not being a straight white male.

Since 2020 the police have been abnormally lenient with the misconduct of any DEI person.

by Callous Prose Industries LLC June 27, 2024

Dead Person

someone who gets 5 big booms.

Oh, we're sorry about you're brother passing away. He gets 5 big booms, (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM.) He shouldn't be a dead person rn

by i dont have dairyophobia March 2, 2025

Person names on urban dictionary

Usually some random incest born motherfucks that name those, for example I can just search up ELA as in English language arts (The worst subject in school ain't nobody writing poems in a 9 to 5) and I just sees those shitass making like "ela is the best person you can ever meet" like bitch syfm💔

MaliciousMason: lets search up ELA because ts haiku shit so dry I cant
MaliciousMason: WHY IS THIS A PERSON NAME FUCK OFF
MaliciousMason: these person names on urban dictionary sucks ass wtf

by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025

desert island person

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.

Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.

by ca22ny July 1, 2011

down to Earth person

a person with no illusions or pretensions; practical and realistic, operative

The irony is that they were trying to show Monica as a decent down to Earth person with problems that decent down to Earth people tend to have.

by brazplayer February 11, 2017