Parent Argument

An argument in which one person clearly has won, but the other person still gets their way.

John: "This sucks. I got in an argument with my little brother today, now I have to pay for his XBox Live."
Dave: "No way, you could totally win an argument with Jake!"
John: "I won, but it was a Parent Argument. He got on his back and started bawling, so my parents butted in. Now I don't have any extra money!"

by Big White Monster July 7, 2010

Pare Programming

Refactoring code; slimming down a codebase; optimizing existing code.

This codebase is out of control, it needs some pare programming.

by Devil Hatfield November 2, 2018

papeete

The island the rat eating villager lives on. On her alone time she hunts rats. She is completely obsessed with Jared.

Yo Jared let's slurp some rat stew.

Papeete my home and native land - Gurneet

by Mr. Woodles November 28, 2018

Parent’nt

You’re adopted

Haha you’re adopted, parent’nt

by Kachiggamanigga May 2, 2019

paneeni

The feminine spelling of Panini, who was an ancient Sanskrit grammarian and a revered scholar in ancient India. Considered "the father of linguistics.

Is her name paneeni?

by MGarcia September 7, 2019

Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW

Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something

by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020

Parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world

A fucking piece of shit.

Person 1 Did you hear about that parent who deleted their son's Minecraft world just because he slept late? The son was only like 9 y/o.

Person 2: Yeah, they're a fucking piece of shit.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 9, 2021