panties

the greatest invention since the female itself. preferably cotton.

Female: "Hey sexy, look at my panties"

Male: *PREMATURE*

Teh Edn

by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam September 20, 2005

Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 23, 2004

granny panties

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.

"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"

by dimplodocus October 2, 2007

panic attack

A panic attack is basically one of the worst things that anyone could ever experience. If you are having a panic attack you feel nauseas, very hot like you have a fever, feel like you have to go to the bathroom, and feel very scared/worried all at the same time.

Panic attacks are some of the worst things that you could ever experience.

by Jnelsonmarka October 1, 2006

panicdemic

Widespread national (and sometimes global) panic symptomatic of overly-hyped, repetetive news & media coverage of a disease, a policy, an event or a person.

Despite the fact that (to date) the flu sickens and kills over 3 times the number of people, the potential of a Coronavirus pandemic has created a worldwide panicdemic.

by Beadmaven1 February 26, 2020

panic attacks

An attack of anxiety, Usually with a feeling that something bad is about to happen, the person feels out of control.

'I have a panic attacks when i try and go in elavators'

by Pink_Misfit June 12, 2006

Panties

A tight fitting sexy piece of women's clothing that cover's up the pussy and ass cheeks

Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!

by SlopNChop November 17, 2017