pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.

Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...

by Davemarrow December 1, 2020

Pandemasterous

A devastating 'Health' crisis coupled with a 'Economic' disaster crisis...

America and the world is experiencing a pandemasterous crisis on all fronts...

by A.Dodger December 1, 2020

pandemic fine

a state of being in which you are employed and healthy during a pandemic but you're also tired and depressed and feel like trash all the time

My weekend was pandemic fine

by Mmimimi February 1, 2021

Pandemastery

the quintessential search for expanded skills and/or personal development inspired/demanded by extended isolation.

While new to haiku

She enjoyed growing acclaim;

Pandemastery.

by J. Sterling February 16, 2021

Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.

-Hey how are you?

-I'm pandemic fine.

by misslujo February 17, 2021

Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.

Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.

by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021

pandemoniac

dumb people lol

i am pandemoniac

by dumb is14 April 2, 2021