preemptive like

Liking someone's post on Facebook so that they feel obligated to like your subsequent comment in return.

Do you think I'm proud of this? My life is a disaster.

1. You like John Doe's photo (preemptive like)
2. You: <possibly clever or funny comment>
3. John Doe likes your comment on their photo
4. A minor increase in self-esteem that quickly fades away

by Random Name Goes Here November 24, 2013

Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.

I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Pheem

To do too much

That boy pheeming (that boy is doing too much).

by Shaakz November 24, 2022

pavement shagger

Man who has sex by rubbing his genitals on the pavement.Also known to obtain gratification by rolling around in bin-liners filled with garbage

Appeared on HIGNFY.

by global February 14, 2004

Peem

The sound and/or smell of steamy pee being released from the body.

Sean walked into the bathroom and smelled the pungent odor of peem.

The hot peem rose from the ground as Theresa walked through the streets of New York.

by MeepTC July 28, 2018

Pavement

The death place of people who talk shit and end up dead.

yo that suckas down on the pavement.

by steve July 11, 2004

Pavement Pizza

The unfortunate result of a suicidal person leaping from a very high building or tower and hitting the sidewalk or road.

If he jumps, he's going to be pavement pizza.

by darkguardian1314 January 23, 2011