make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

fudge-puck

The act of shitting in your partner's hands and then molding it into a puck-like shape. The event is ending by the couple eating said "fudge-pucks" with great zeal.

Dude... I hope she didn't eat any corn today, chewy fudge-pucks are gross.

by aintnobumblebee January 17, 2011

puck

A small bluetooth-enabled GPS reciever used to enable otherwise non-location-aware bluetooth-enabled devices (such as cellular phones) to be location-aware.

I bought a puck for my Blackberry Pearl so I can use Google Maps!

by L-geek December 9, 2008

hockey pucks

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Puck slut

A girl who only gets with hockey players because she has no chance with anyone else. Always on their dick

Sarah is the biggest puck slut at Iceline.

by Yourawesome March 6, 2016

Puck

A amazing dog that loves everything and everyone that he meets. He loves food VERY much

I love puck

by Natasha2203 July 20, 2019