make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

Hockey puck

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Puck

A amazing dog that loves everything and everyone that he meets. He loves food VERY much

I love puck

by Natasha2203 July 20, 2019

Puck bunny

A disability

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny

by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021

Puck

To puck is when you act like a nazi whilst abusing your power as an admin in chat or in real life

Last week in that there was an puck banning people for no reason.

by Bananasquad member December 28, 2017

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020