make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

Puck

Means the same as the actual word "fuck" but used by pussies who dont cuss.

Pussy who doesn't cuss: *sees something out of the ordinary where you'd usually say, "what the fuck"" but says "What the puck!"

by Young wrangler January 18, 2017

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".

Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans

by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025

puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017

puck

(Diaper lover slang) A large, thick, warm, squishy pancake of poop in the seat of one's diaper.

I see a big puck in your diaper.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023