Horn pout

A person filled with horny tendencies

He's such a horn pout. He makes sexual comments all the time.

by Jmor May 26, 2018

Upside Down Mouth Pound

When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.

Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."

by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014

Country club pour

The generous pour of wine or spirit that you expect an exclusive club would give members. It can also occur when you're nice and polite, and your friendly waiter/waitress tips the bottle a couple seconds longer. Everyone gets tips-y.

I should have ordered the sancerre Frazier - that's a country club pour

by Cornellian2014 May 8, 2020

Pour the milk

To begin a mano-e-mano conversation, a tete-a-tete, usually concerning one's recent experiences with the opposite sex over a cup of white, chocolate, or strawberry milk.

Jim: I heard you banged Trixy last night, tell me about it dude.
Frank: Shh, not here man, we'll pour the milk in a more private area.

by Bro Jonze February 11, 2008

pouring the kool aid

jacking off

marty was pouring the kool aid in the bathroom

by deeeeezzznuts January 1, 2012

I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

When you spill your breakfast on your dick

Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

by queer_ dude_man June 18, 2018

poultritarian

one who declares him or herself as a vegetarian, but also eats poultry

Bob: I'm a vegetarian, but I also eat chicken and turkey.
Fred: You're not a vegetarian, you're a poultritarian!

by june s March 28, 2009