Portsmouth Steamer

Draggin someone out of a bar by their nostrils- beating them senseless (using fists or wanger), then preceeding to lay a nice steaming turd on their chest whilst pissing in their eyes. Finally employers of the Portsmouth steamer, should casually (but swiftly) leave the scene.

Also deemed Pompey Steamer

Alan keeps giving Frenchy portsmouth steamers. Where does he get all those turds from?

We should start a Portsmouth Steamers Society

by bill April 7, 2005

Poets Society

Place where poets meet to discuss their poems and their lives.

Poets Society every thursday, BE THERE.

by Snowmanjew March 14, 2005

possibilize

To make something possible, attainable, or more likely to occur.

I am saving money to possibilize buying a new car.

by Cpt.Flint September 10, 2005

posse whipped

a person who completely surrenders to his crew of friends, mimics the groups' personalities, and follows them from place to place. The group is the most significant object of the individual's life, overpowering longer known friends and girlfriends.

1. Man, I haven't heard from Miles in over a week, he keeps hanging out with his new crew, that fool is posse whipped!

by Vachina July 17, 2010

Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

by Brasco December 5, 2007

Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005