If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004
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New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.
Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.
by Morris Z. June 17, 2007
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Get the spongebob spongebob patrick patrick sandy sandy mr krabs mr krabs squidward squidward squidward plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton plankton patrick gary gary mug.Plonka can be spelt in many different ways but this is the way I would spell it. This word is usually used by British people and is like the word Pillock it means dumb or stupid. If you go to England and go to the right places you might hear people say it.
Person: {drops tea}
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
Other person: You bloomin Plonka now I’m going to have to have your tea. For god sake
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