Texas Pipe Cleaner

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.

I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.

by Dick Onchin May 2, 2020

Personal Pipe

Male penis

He felt the blood rush to his Personal Pipe as she appeared at the doorway, with Tits to spare…

by Herbert Schweffe November 30, 2021

Hot Tail Pipe

a verb The insertion of one's finger into another one's bungster at the moment of peak. The object is to heighten the experience. Best if done by surprise. Sometimes the act works in reverse.

Carol hot tail piped Phil as he shot a load on her doll collection.

Carol's finger expertly hot tail piped Phil as he ejaculated onto her forehead.

by Mudshark February 13, 2008

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

pipe rat

A Pipe Rat refers to a person who spends an stupid amount of time in the half pipe snowboarding or skiing.

Snowboard Pipe Rats are easily spotted by their tall tee's, pants hanging half-way off their asses, dude-speak, and the inability to ski or ride on the big mountain. Exposure to Pipe Rats can lead to decreased ambition, severe dude-tude and a general lack of skills on the rest of a ski hill.

I don't know what's funnier, the way that Pipe Rat is dressed, or the fact that he has a haircut that makes him look like Bruno?

by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

porkie pies

Porkie pies is slang for telling lies, not to be mistaken for mince pie which means eye.

'No way really jonny you'd better not be telling me porkie pies you fat son of a bitch'.

by jackb.nufc12345 April 2, 2011

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009