by Gwarg March 4, 2004
Get the piety mug.A man who is relatively unattractive but not to the point where no woman will sleep with them. Ironically, this unattractiveness becomes the Pity Player's greatest asset, as hordes of women are attracted to him out of sheer pity, hence the title Pity Player.
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The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
The beautiful young woman was so wasted she lost all control and fell victim to the whims of a classic Pity Player.
by Lauren & Brian September 25, 2008
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by JaredTheWizard November 25, 2007
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A crass, nihilistic stoner with a penchant for cough syrup and bad gangsta rap.
Gathered about 12,000 posts in just two years. Epic.
A crass, nihilistic stoner with a penchant for cough syrup and bad gangsta rap.
Gathered about 12,000 posts in just two years. Epic.
Piffy was posting up all night again. He swept the Forums, then started a fight with boatrocker.
Piffy is a liberal Obamabot shill.
Piffy is a liberal Obamabot shill.
by the PFKaP December 15, 2010
Get the Piffy mug.A relentless rash that envelops one's body for six to eight weeks, inducing fits of vomit upon anyone who sees it (including oneself) and taking over one's social life and sleeping patterns in the process. Fear it, embrace it, and don't piss it off. Is not contagious and usually affects young adults in order that their college experience be made as humiliating as possible.
by turtleneck August 6, 2005
Get the pityriasis rosea mug.Points received on a difficult test when a student or students are not doing well in either the class or test. They are extra points given to help boost the grade on the test for the struggling student or students.
Person1: Hey what score did you get on the test?
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
person2:I got a 75 but looks like most of my score was made up of pity points.
by gman570 September 17, 2013
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Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
Fred: going thru some tough times rite now, could use some comfort,
Sexy girl 1: awwwwwww poor baby
Sexy girl 2: Evrythings gonna be ok, call me if you want :)
James: Damn fred gettin all the pity pussy
by BallaBrenn July 5, 2010
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