picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.

"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."

by Ms. Hot Pants June 21, 2007

that's what she said at the picnic

That's right! I agree. You can say that again!

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

by boom October 13, 2004

Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids

Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness

by jong kerr March 31, 2011

Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.

"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.

by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022

swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.

That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!

by videix September 07, 2009

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

Bath picnic

A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!

Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.

by meep89 August 08, 2021