There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
A slang term for Largemouth Bass, a green fish that often lives in small murky ponds or in ditch waters.
by Stiverton August 07, 2016
a slang term used to define a long slong, dick, peepee, wanker, penis, etc. it is also used in the song faucet failure by ski mask the slumpgod.
by pUrPlEpiKle February 14, 2019
by p0c November 10, 2016
i wonder if anyone will ever look this up...??? i don't know why anyone would. i just was thinking of That 70's Show, and Kelso was saying that.
by bloody_valentine September 04, 2003
A game played by three or more children where two or more children play catch with a ball and try to keep it away from one or more kids who are positioned in between them. When a person in the middle gets the ball, they trade places with the person who threw it.
Pickle in the middle is a children's game that can be played almost anywhere there are three kids and a ball.
by Pickle in the middle June 21, 2019
Kevin clearly lied to everyone's faces, thus Gru immediately smote him where he stood. Kevin didn't follow the pickle rule, even though the rule was clear.
by Fiishy December 13, 2021