bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke January 15, 2016

Peacock

A term used to describe attractive gay men who flaunt themselves but reject possible companions

"Eden is such a peacock" said Truly

by Cubed Voice May 17, 2018

Peacock

an awkward way to respond to a text that you don’t know how to respond to. Can include information reports and emojis.

Anyone who uses this is special, thank you and goodnight everybody.

“Hey I think I love you”

-insert peacock on wikipedia here-

by Stars and Moons March 24, 2021

Amazon Peacock

A Dusty Dildo tainted with the blood, sweat, and tears of an Amazon worker; most commonly referred to as an "Amazon Peak Cock". Amazon Peacocks are often used as a way of knowing whether or not you still have your job during peak season as an Amazon employee.

Hey bro, you get fired, or did you get your Amazon Peacock from a manager?

by TheShrewd October 20, 2020

matthew peacock

A sexy man(Boy) from coatbridge Townhead in Scotland

Hi Matthew Peacock you are so sexy!!! Will you go out with me

by Dildo Man 300 March 18, 2014

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019