(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.
by PENIS PATROL March 03, 2006
When a girl is attempting to find some male company, normally of the between-the-sheets variety. in other words, making it clear how much they want a boner.
"Dude, this girl has been sending me the dirtiest text messages all night."
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
"Dang dude, she must be working the Boner Patrol night shift"
by Vert Jones February 01, 2010
A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
by ih8thepatriarchy July 22, 2017
A Scottish band who released two brilliant albums under Jeepster records in 1998 ("Songs For Polarbears") and 2001 ("When It's all Over We Still Have to Clear Up") but since then has gone downhill and changed their style to appeal to the mainstream. 2003's "Final Straw" was probably their last decent album. Best songs include "Starfighter Pilot", "Little Hide", "Sticky Teenage Twin", "Raze the City", "Making Enemies", "Last Ever Lone Gunman" and, of course, "An Olive Grove Facing the Sea".
Person A: Hey, what's your favourite Snow Patrol song?
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!
Person B: An Olive Grove Facing the Sea.
Person A: Huh?! I've never heard of that!
Person B: Look it up!
by partycrasher441 June 28, 2010
A pike patrol is a large gruop of pikeys on the look out for stuff to nick.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.
Me and my friends have used this term for years.
by Steveo101 February 23, 2007
An annoying person who likes to keep track of how many drinks a person consumes in a night for the sheer pleasure of talking shit the next day, to cover up their own alcoholism and or slutty behavior.
Patsy-"Wow, Jackie I saw you drank 14 beers last night, maybe you need to check in to Betty Ford."
Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
Jackie-"Patsy, Rob told me that he and Steve tag teamed you last night after you all polished off a bottle of Jack at after hours. Stop being the booze patrol."
by momo4 February 10, 2010
A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!
by Glorious Potato October 20, 2020