Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

passenging

A member of a sailboat racing crew who always ends up in the way when the rest of the attempts a maneuver.

Mike! You're standing on the jib sheet and we're ready to tack!

Mike- Sorry. I'm passenging.

by aloha 27 December 26, 2011

pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006

Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009

phantom pissing disorder

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020

passenger

Someone who sits back while his/her teammates do all of the work whilst contributing nothing themselves.

Iona, stop being a passenger, get off your lazy arse and do some work.

by Passenger beater 2k10 January 27, 2010

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012