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He is a loml. He is the sweetest almost caring, most mature guy you will ever meet. He is affectionate and he is patient with the people he loves. Owens are fiercely loyal and natural born leaders. Owens are not afraid to stand out and are great friends and lovers. Owen’s are also funny and adorable and make you want to cuddle and kiss them all day. If you meet an Owen don’t let him ever go. They also like to be cats and meow a lot but it is important to always let them tickle you and let them kiss your stuffed animals if they ask. Owens are once in a lifetime type of guys. You are lucky if you come across an Owen.
Owen by cataresillycreatures February 20, 2023

The Owen Lawrence 

When your having sex on a trampoline and your about to cum you proceed to jump over her and the explode cum all over her while continuing to bounce
meI invited some girls over and pulled the Owen Lawrence
other guy what a bro

National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.
Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.
Owen is the cutest, sweetest, most compassionate person you will ever meet. And by cutest, I mean it. You’ll always remember his face because It’s so bright that you won’t wanna forget it. If you’re having a bad day, he’ll do anything in his power to make you happy. He’ll tell you a joke, then say, “I feel your pain,” he’ll try starting a conversation about something that interests you. He has a lot of passions and is talented in each and every one. He plays football, basketball, and is kind of a jock. He’s really popular and has a lot of friends, but does a good job of making time for each one. You’ll be walking through the halls and immediately spot him through the crowd because he shines so brightly that he’s impossible to miss. His smile is contagious, and makes everyone happy when he walks into a room. When he’s around his crush, he’ll say some dumb things that he doesn’t really mean, but that’s ok because that sums up every 7th grade boy on the planet. You can’t dis this kid (even if you wanted to) because his astonishingly good looks will hook you.
Girl 1: Do you think your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl 2: Never! He's too much of an Owen.
Girl 1: Good point...
Owen by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021
A radical gamer that can Annihilate anyone who comes in his way.
Owen can beat your moms puss.
Owen by FortniteGamer69 January 1, 2021
characterized by much salt
I like my fries like Owen, salty
Owen by SirSpamIsBad November 3, 2016