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fool me once

An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.
Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again
by Kristian Z March 7, 2008
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you only live once

a term used by adolescent whores prior to, after, or while doing something morally unacceptable or blatantly idiotic.
example 1:
kelly: "so I might have just given an old man a bj for some cocaine.."
lori: "what the fuck! I thought you were gonna make better choices after setting the Lawson's cat on fire.."
kelly: "fuck it, you only live once.."

example 2:
dawson: "man, can you believe it, after 2 years of being together, amber goes out and cheats on me! then, to make it worse, she tries to defend herself by saying 'you only live once!'.. fuck her."
ken: "so not cool. what a fucking stupid whore."
by sick of dumb sluts October 11, 2011
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screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
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Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
by NepgearAfficionado July 13, 2023
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An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition
Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life
by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022
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Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.
Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.
by NKSedya August 6, 2019
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