Get the Offensiblemug. by Loogs October 10, 2022
Get the offensive humourmug. by Ok so hello y’all April 1, 2024
Get the No offensemug. A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 4, 2019
Get the Offensive Weaponmug. Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
Get the Start the offensemug. Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.
Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."
by fjgsteff July 20, 2019
Get the Danish Offensemug. The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.
Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.
by jim_odeur January 25, 2017
Get the offensive widowmakermug.