Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
by timsworld July 30, 2020
Get the carpet nozzlemug. The sensation of sublime cleanliness that follows a thorough washing of one's posterior using the bathroom water nozzle provided in some parts of the world.
by Ligua Frank-a November 13, 2013
Get the Nozzle Freshmug. by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023
Get the dick nozzlemug. A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
Get the Piss Nozzlemug. by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. by superbubba October 20, 2009
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzlemug.