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Kopke Surprise

When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.

You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.

I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.

I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
by Arsebadger May 5, 2014
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Purple Surprise

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.
"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."
by T3hTool August 19, 2011
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Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010
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Hushpuppy Surprise

When you drunkenly vomit all over a girl in her bed right before you're finally about to get laid for the first time.
Andrew was about to finally lose his virginity thanks to copious amounts of alcohol when he suddenly gave the girl a Hushpuppy Surprise in her bed and was promptly kicked out of the house.
by Babyboar October 21, 2012
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Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.
Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise
by JFreshReed November 9, 2010
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Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up
Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast
by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017
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skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.
Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.
by Skeet surprise July 4, 2016
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