A sports car from Japan that's more expensive than a Chevrolet Corvette Z06, slower than a Z06, plus heavier and more boring-looking.
Recommended for Japanese people who want a car with an engine that can take years of blunt abuse before eventually breaking down, and can also be "upgraded" with the use of Naaawws cold fusion systems (something no sensible muscle car owner would ever consider doing).
Recommended for Japanese people who want a car with an engine that can take years of blunt abuse before eventually breaking down, and can also be "upgraded" with the use of Naaawws cold fusion systems (something no sensible muscle car owner would ever consider doing).
-Japanse guy: Hey pal, the Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R is the greatest sports car ever! Mine has a Naaawws cold fusion system installed and a cool new spoiler (plus a dragon painted on the door)
-American muscle car owner: How 'bout a race with my Vette Z06?
-Japanese guy: Ehmm... not now, i 've just spent all my Naaaws bottles in the previous race with that Viper (which I lost), plus the fact my engine is steaming smoke from burned out parts right now
-American muscle car owner: How 'bout a race with my Vette Z06?
-Japanese guy: Ehmm... not now, i 've just spent all my Naaaws bottles in the previous race with that Viper (which I lost), plus the fact my engine is steaming smoke from burned out parts right now
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